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Person: How do lesbians have sex?
Me: The question is how do they stop.
White girl : where are you from ?
Other girl : El Salvador
White girl : oh really !?! What part of Mexico Is that in ?
Other girl : ....
That’s what yo ass get– African American Proverb (via blackproverbs)